Just the FAQs

Frequently asked, often answered.

“Do you work for just anybody?”
No. As much as I like money, I refuse to work for egomaniacal prima donnas, petty tyrants, arrogant asses and cruel fools.

“What’s the most important criteria for success?”
Both parties must be open and honest about what they’re looking for. Hedging truth leads to a bluffing game where all parties eventually lose.

“Two trains leave Chicago. One is going 60 mph, the other 70 mph…”
Sorry. I don’t do story problems.

“Who created this site?”
The design and web mastery were done by Haley Marketing in Buffalo, New York.
Patrick Scullin, Adman with Ames Scullin O’Haire in Atlanta, did the wordsmittery.
Jeff Snowden, Snowden Tatarski in Athens, was the photographer.

“Where’d I put my car keys?”
Hmm, let me get back to you on that.